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Majin Luigi

Corupt a Wish Game

Corrupt a wish. Some wishes, someone else corrupts, then wishes. This pattern continues.


I wish I was a ninja.
Koji_Tsunami

You are blond haired, loud, annoying, and wear an orange jumpsuit.

I wish all this snow would melt.
Skybait J

The ice caps all melted flooding the earth and making environmentalists cry.

I wish I didnt have this callus on my thumb.
Anomaly

Skybait J wrote:
I wish I didnt have this callus on my thumb.
Granted. However, the genie's magic overdoes it, and all skin from that thumb is stripped away along with the callus.

I wish I could access an unlimited amount of inspiration for my creative skills, with stated inspiration only activating when I desire it to, and without it overwhelming me, while remaining relevant to whatever it is I wish to write or draw.
Skybait J

The doctor smiles and says that it  would be nice to have whatever we want, but isnt possible. When you insist you really do have this power, she reminds you that you really should continue taking your medication and that your therapy will be more effective with it.

I wish I had a personal robot who would do everything I ask it to and never be infected or hacked into to make it be evil or non functional.
Anomaly

Skybait J wrote:
I wish I had a personal robot who would do everything I ask it to and never be infected or hacked into to make it be evil or non functional.
Granted. Unfortunately, despite these considerable counter-measures, they don't help with the fact that by a programming glitch, it was evil to begin with.

I wish I had the exact powers of Superman, minus the Kryptonite weakness and reliance on yellow sunlight.
Skybait J

You still are required to wear your underwear on the outside of your pants.

I wish I could do something to make the forums more active without disillusioning people so that they dont go for more forum activity bait.
Chocolate Ninja

You painstakingly advertise the forums on other sites, gaining more members. 99% of them are Google-bots.

I wish I didn't have so much schoolwork for when I get back from break.
Skybait J

You have to stay up all night for two days in a row just to get your workload done, effectively making you sleep right through the beginning of your vacation. (doing that riiiiight nooowww..._-_zzzzz)

I wish Teacher X would be a little more lenient when grading his essays.
Koji_Tsunami

Granted. Unfortunately, this was a side affect of a deadly disease, and you soon get teacher Y as a replacement. Teacher Y is even more harsh when grading essays than X was.

I wish that everyone who I deemed an idiot instantly turned into a platypus.
Captain Gamer

Granted, now every living being that is and ever will be will become platypuses.

I wish popular culture were more about the culture and less about the popular.
Anomaly

Captain Gamer wrote:
I wish popular culture were more about the culture and less about the popular.
Granted. Now, everything and everyone is so "cultured" that they have to wear monocles 24-7, and they're really uncomfortable.

I wish I had elemental-level ability with Chaos (Time + Chance) magic.
Majin Luigi

The djin tells you that this is a request he doesn't understand. Instead, he gives you the power to talk to fish.*

I wish for a certain talking gorilla who sits in fron of me in my biology class to vanish off the face of the Earth, taking nobody with him and certainly not not destroying the world or anything like that.

*Aquaman has my sincerest apologies. It's just that his power sucks.
Skybait J

Taking the wish literally, the genie becomes confused because he cannot find the gorrilla, as he only sees humans. In its confusion, it instead removes a part of the biology book that talked about a gorrilla who had learned sign language. You do not get to make up the wish.

I wish I could control the weather within a 20 mile radius of myself. When not focusing specifically on controlling the weather, the defalt weather should be clear with scattered cloud cover.
Majin Luigi

You use a metaphor, and it suddenly starts raining Cats and Dogs. A large Great dane lands on you while you attempt to stop the wheather, and you are permanently crippled.

I wish for a secret underground lair, and a Master of Disguise to help me steal the wrold's greatest treasures. And no son with underwear on his head to stop me.
Skybait J

You pull off a heist without any underwear-head guy coming. No, what caches you is good, old fasioned police work two weeks later. You have twenty years in prison with no parole to contemplate your next heist.

I wish I didnt have to pay so much for Super Smash Bros Brawl.
Chocolate Ninja

One of your friends offers to sell you a copy of Brawl for a nickel. It turns out that nickel was very old, rare, and in pristine condition, and you could've sold it for at least 500 regularly-priced copies of Brawl.

I wish that I had regenerative abilities that could render me effectively immortal.
Anomaly

Chocolate Ninja wrote:
I wish that I had regenerative abilities that could render me effectively immortal.
Granted. Unfortunately, although your body is now equipped for immortality, your brain cannot handle the strain of time, and you go insane and horribly senile before you even reach two human lifetimes' worth of age.

I wish for the psychic ability to interface with and directly control computer technology with only my mind, with no backlash from interfacing with a computer as it crashes, no ill effects from interacting with a virus-infected computer, and so forth.
Captain Gamer

Granted. Now the knowledge you gain from interfacing with computers reveals to you in intricate detail all of humankind's follies and inspires you to destroy humanity. You are defeated in an epic battle with an upstanding, law-adbiding man, his rival-turned-ally, his woman friend, his muscle-bound friend, and a physically weak hacker. On the plus side, people cosplay as you all the time.

I wish Nintendo would get the hint and expand and upgrade their servers to accomodate the millions of online Brawl players they didn't expect.
Skybait J

They ask Bill Gates for help, and he spreads the Blue Screen of Death to the next generation.

I wish I wouldn't die fifty million times when I play "classic" video games.
Chocolate Ninja

Your character never dies, but instead becomes increasingly more grotesque to look at the more damage is inflicted. The idle animations consist of the character holding up a "KILL ME" sign or trying to do the deed itself, and finally you get so horrified that you swear off classic video games for good.

I wish that I could time-travel without destroying the space-time continuum.
Koji_Tsunami

I wish that I lived in a less boring universe.
I swear, of all the universes in the fricking multiverse I had to be stuck in one without NetNavi's or Pokemon or Transformers or anything.
Majin Luigi

Chocolate Ninja wrote:

I wish that I could time-travel without destroying the space-time continuum.

Forgetting something Koji?
You go back in time, get hit by a car, your teenage parent of the opposite gender falls in love with you, and you dissappear. Though the space-time continuum is altered, it is intact.

Koji_Tsunami wrote:
I wish that I lived in a less boring universe.
I swear, of all the universes in the fricking multiverse I had to be stuck in one without NetNavi's or Pokemon or Transformers or anything.

You get killed by a cyber terrorist/ Team Rocket/ Megatron.
Koji_Tsunami

Oops... Sorry CN.
TCC

hey Majin Luigi! you forgot to make a wish! lol

I wish... (its hard for me to think of something that doesnt have obvious backlash) ... umm... I wish I was less out of shape (to be more specific, within the correct body mass index of my height/gender/age withought being sick, or having an eating disorder)
Skybait J

You become a perfect sphere.

I wish I had the power to make people appreciate whatever I want them to appreciate.
Koji_Tsunami

Granted. However, you are quickly driven mad by this power, and soon everyone is prancing around in "My Little Pony" T-Shirts.
TCC

dude! make a wish! O_O
Skybait J

Granted, but you cannot understand what it means.

Wish green field spirit easter bunny round round orange and violent granola mixer Mythbusters. Net weight over 9000 birds of a feather coup. Ford to Fjord treeline beeswax. Yes?
Majin Luigi

Skybait J wrote:

Wish green field spirit easter bunny round round orange and violent granola mixer Mythbusters. Net weight over 9000 birds of a feather coup. Ford to Fjord treeline beeswax. Yes?


NO.

I wish I may, I wish I might, have this wish I wish tonight.
Koji_Tsunami

Your wish that you may have your wish came true. But you only got that one wish.

I wish that "Speed Racer" had less screen wipes with people's heads.
TCC

granted, but now no characters have heads!

I wish that I had the ability to levitate myself, and was pretty much
invulnerable to anything potentialy harmful. ( cause flying at super-
sonic speed would just end up ripping you apart without it )
Anomaly

Granted. However, the levitation and invulnerability come about as a result of your becoming a ghost - ie, not only do you die, but you are cursed to stay within only a few metres of the place where you died, for all eternity.

I wish this statement to be counted as a wish.
Skybait J

All the rules of english change to make a statement a wish. Unfortuantly, you dont understand this new language, and have to learn it...alll over again...

I wish I could stop fearing the future without staying in the past eternally or start going backwards.
Majin Luigi

You no longer fear the future. THis means that you no longer prepare for the future, so everything catches you completely off-guard.
Skybait J

I wish people would stop not making wishes when they corrupt wishes. It makes Jj very sad ='(
Anomaly

Granted. However, soon the corruption is forgotten, and first this thread, and then the entire forum are taken over by excess wishing. Over time, the inhabitants of the forum realise just how many wishes they have, both individually, and as a group, and how this must be indicative of how much of a fallen world we live in. They band together, and determine to take over the world at any cost, in a misguided attempt to make it 'better'.

I wish to spontaneously develop, but maintain perfect control over, the ability of temporal manipulation.
TCC

granted, but you die right after getting it for absolutely no reason!

I wish I could pause everything in the world except myself, retain the ability to move, have complete control over pausing/unpausing, and not continue aging in the pause state.
Skybait J

When you pause for the first time, all life in the universe couldnt cope with being stopped and died. At least the planets are still revolving.

I wish I could wish on stars for wishes.
Anomaly

Granted; you can wish all you like, but that doesn't mean they come true.

I wish to possess all the skills, knowledge and equipment of Batman.
Skybait J

You get sued by DC for copyright infringement after a few weeks. The legal entanglements take years.

I wish I could buy any video game I want.
TCC

Granted. behold!! the internet!

i wish I had more ideas for my comics, at least enough to get through a few storylines...
Skybait J

Though you gain ideas, you dislike every single one of them. You wind up droping the project altogether.

I wish I could find someone to help me with backgrounds for my comic.
TCC

You wind up attaining my help, but you don't like my backgrounds!
(by the way, try www.bghq.com they have a good selection of backgrounds.)

I wish I would stop slacking and get my grades up before the end of the school year, without them suddenly dropping at any point, and without cheating.
Skybait J

*cough* I do full scratch bgs *cough*
Anomaly

Granted. You do get your grades up... on average, by a single mark. This, naturally, impacts nothing.

I wish to possess a heightened version of Wolverine's healing factor, without the ability requiring an increased food intake, or in any way fluctuating in power, or causing mutations or deformities, or anything along those lines.
TCC

granted, but it hurts like hell.

I wish I could be a member on runescape for free, without runescape crashing, my getting hacked, or anything like that.
Anomaly

(Arr... the one appropriate disadvantage I hadn't thought of. Well played, TCC. Well played.)

Granted. However, as it is a free Runescape account, it is also severely limited: you aren't allowed outside the newbie area, and you are level-capped at 3.

I wish I had psychokinesis. (Have fun with this one.)
Majin Luigi

You quickly discover that you cannot control this power, and are constantly making milk cartons float and trucks tip over, but nothing else.

I wish for Spider-Man 4 to come out, and for Spider-Man to have the powers and personality of Thor in every scene, including flashbacks, for no apparant reason.
Koji_Tsunami

Granted. This wish is already corrupted enough, so I'm not going to make any changes.

I wish for the rebirth of Segata Sanshiro.
Skybait J

He is reborn! As a zombie. In a B movie horror flick. He should've just stayed dead =/

I wish I could have more kettle corn.
Majin Luigi

(What do people see in that stuff?)
3000 tons of "more kettle corn" falls out of the sky and lands on you. You now have more kettle corn.

I wish for a normal sized, non toxic, totally safe in all regards, couldn't possibly hurt me, tastes good, cake.
Koji_Tsunami

Your cake is stolen by other people who like delicious, non-deadly cake.. You are left with a few delicious, non deadly crumbs. But they taste great don't they?


I wish for a cure for diabetes!
Majin Luigi

Diet and excercise. There you go.

I wish for a sudden leap in user-friendly-ness for 3-D animation technology, accompanied by a sudden decrease in price, all summed up in one user friendly package that doesn't work on Windows Vista, but will function perfectly on everything else.
Skybait J

Microsoft is in league with IBM, and therefore businesses have to buy Windows Vista. The software holds up valiently on other systems, but the company ultimatly dies when they loose hold of thier patent.

I wish there werent so many mud wasps in my grandma's house!
TCC

less wasps, but the ones who are still there have grown to almost comedic proportions! needless to say, they destroy a bunch of stuff...

I wish i had the PERFECT job (great pay, very minnamal hours, very little work, something fun and non-repettative, i'm unfireable, and i'm apreciated for my work despite the insanely small amount of work that i do. )
Anomaly

TCC wrote:
I wish i had the PERFECT job (great pay, very minnamal hours, very little work, something fun and non-repettative, i'm unfireable, and i'm apreciated for my work despite the insanely small amount of work that i do. )

Granted! However, even though you get great pay per hour, since you only actually do an hour of work per month, you get paid next to nothing.

I wish I had the ability to command fortune  through thought alone, so that the outcome of any event of chance would be my own decision, while the power remains completely under my control, does not create any cosmic imbalance whereby others karmically suffer from my good fortune, and without going out of control at all.
Skybait J

People flock to you to have you control thier fate. You quickly become overworked and exausted with the sheer amount of people wanting good fortune.

I wish I could make plant grow and flower at will without anything dying as a collateral.
Anomaly

Granted; however, although nothing dies as collateral, this power works through accelerating the natural growth of the plants... and you can't slow it down again, so they die soon after they flower just as a natural consequence.

I wish I had all the episodes of Avatar: The Last Airbender on DVD - PAL DVD, commercial copy instead of bootleg, with all the special features and suchlike of the regular commercial DVDs, and including episodes which have neither aired nor been released on DVD yet.
Captain Gamer

After watching the full span of the DVD, you die in 7 days.

-

I wish. Yes, that's the entirety of it. Have fun.
TCC

yes, yes you do!

i wish for major smash bros. brawl skill (im going into a smash bros. brawl tournament next weekend) withought losing interest in the game, the other competitors quiting, some kind of problem with the system, or game that they are using at the tournament (including controlers) nothing happening to the prize (theft, odd worthless prize, etc.) and withought some kind of stange addiction coming about (also, i already know what the prizes will be under normal prize... giving... err... conditions... so yeah, you cant really do anything concerning the prizes themselves)
Anomaly

Granted! However, the cheeky genie decides to go ahead and grant even more major skills to all the competitors, and you don't even last three seconds.

I wish I had mad wishing skills, not just for coming up with wishes but also masterful, legalistic wording so that not even the Devil himself could twist the wish, no matter how hard he tried - and while we're here, a perfectly compliant (but loyal to me) genie to grant them.
Skybait J

Granted! You're limited to three wishes, however.

I wish all English dubs of anime were of great quality and that the crazy raving fanboys won't complain over minor translation quirks.
Majin Luigi

Granted, Now all translations are totally accurate. Unfortunately, rather than altering the state of the American versions, it makes the Japanese ones identical to them. This means that all badly dubbed shows are no longer badly dubbed, just bad.

And We're mad at you for making such a thing happen.

I wish for a well-done live action Aquaman movie, starring Dan Green as Aquaman.
(This ought to be good.)
TCC

the movie is made, but you never get around to going to the theater, or renting it.

I wish I had all of the sprites from my old computer back so I could use them for my comic and stuff.
Anomaly

Granted! However, you don't "have them back" in the sense that the files mysteriously appear on your new computer. Oh, no. They have manifested sentience and physical form, and have come knocking on your door. While this does make them much more versatile, they also demand fair wages.

I wish, I wish I had the power of Hiro Nakamura-scale teleportation, but with perfect control!
TCC

you get them, but as soon as you do "baby touch and go" takes them away.

I wish I had something better to do with my time....
Koji_Tsunami

You discover DC comics continuity, and spend every last second trying to figure it all out. You no longer have any time for anything else.

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.
TCC

you start to fly, but quickly realize there are no dragons around... you vow to never fly again until you find the dragons!

I wish there was still activity on this forum.... besides me... >_>

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